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Boy Dressed As General Zod: Trick or Treat?

White Couple: Aren’t you cute. Here’s a healthy Halloween snack.

Boy General Zod: Produce a snack sized Snickers bar or feel the wrath of Zod

White Couple: But we have ghost bananas.

Boy General Zod: <Holds up a bag of poop> I’m prepared to light this on fire.

Husband: Honey I think we have some Clif bars in the pantry.

(via 420ghost:metalicmonocrome:autumnblossoms:)

So cute

(Source: myowntravellingcircus)

It is not necessary to talk about these issues all the time. The dogmatic and moral teachings of the church are not all equivalent. The church’s pastoral ministry cannot be obsessed with the transmission of a disjointed multitude of doctrines to be imposed insistently.
Pope Francis • Saying that the Catholic Church needs to take a step back from thorny political issues like abortion, gay marriage and contraception. “We have to find a new balance,” he continued, “otherwise even the moral edifice of the church is likely to fall like a house of cards, losing the freshness and fragrance of the Gospel.” Whoa, who replaced the Pope with a reasonable human being?! (via shortformblog)

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